I'm sweating profusely!
My wife just left me!
I need a drink!
I'm already diversifying my bonds!
thats what you get for promising me the world!
Toshiba tricked me!
Roooooooarrr
that hip hop beat was wack son!
i feel tom brady's pain
correction:tom brady feels my pain
GAAWD DAMIT!
It's not like I was ever successful
I'm still screwed!
Why am I here,I ask
Tell me about it!
This is MADNESS!
C'mon guys,I'm still relevant!
It's like I can't catch a break!
Phew!
:o !
I won't make it to Christmas!
Edit:I won't make it to Easter!